MT. DEW + COFFEE
ACTUAL JOE SIGHTING // DO NOT TAP GLASS
JOE'S INTERNET JUNK DRAWER // KC-ISH // NO ADULT SUPERVISION
CHAOSBUT MAKE ITCLICKABLE!
making stuff nobody asked for because every side quest deserves its own URL.
↓scroll bestiePICK UR FIGHTER ↓
THE
STUFF!
10 TABS
WORTH OPENING
BEVY STATION
Pick a fizzy base. Add chaos. Name the potion. Hydration has entered its main-character era.
↗CROWD
BEATS
You drop the unhinged song idea. The foundry cooks. Suddenly your group chat has an anthem.
↗RUN GOALS
Chasing 20K miles because apparently normal hobbies were not cinematic enough.
↗MOFO
Missouri football rankings with math, predictions, and absolutely zero chill.
↗SINGLE
SERVING
One weirdly specific job. No login. No onboarding. No seven-step growth funnel. Be so fr.
↗MEMES
Freshly harvested posts for the group chat. Context optional. Screenshots encouraged.
↗WHO EVEN
IS JOE?
The actual lore: who I am, what I do, and why all this extremely specific internet stuff keeps happening.
↗WORK.
Tools nobody asked for, built because work is weird. Enter the Rage Lab and clock the first incident.
↗TJS
MERCH
Immense. Immaculate. Slightly unhinged. Things you probably don't need, made for absolute legends.
↗THE TJS
API
Serious infrastructure. Deeply unserious data. Random generators, questionable decisions, and 100% JSON.
↗This is thejoestory: proof you can just make the thing.
Will it scale? bestie, will it spark joy?