THE JOE STORY / DEPARTMENT OF EMPLOYMENT

WORK.

Tools nobody asked for, built because work is weird.

TOOL 001 · LIVE

🌶️ RAGEOPS

Track exactly how long your workday survives before the first incident.

ENTER THE RAGE LAB
TOOL 002 · HYPE SYSTEM ONLINE

⚡ MEETING HYPE

PRE-MEETING HYPE CONTROL PANEL

Calendar threat detected. Deploy confidence, questionable corporate energy, and a certified banger before entering the meeting.

LAUNCH HYPE SYSTEM
TOOL 003 · LIVE

🫠 FACE MELTING INDEX

Corporate reality got weird again. Log the damage.

MELT MY FACE