Guarding Stuff™

They guard X like… (because apparently that’s the job)

Vibes: secured • Threat level: mildly unhinged

They guard X like…

Pick what X is. Slide the intensity. Smash generate. Copy it. Post it in Teams. Become a legend. ⚡

2 — unhinged

They guard ERP data like it’s the production root password. Intensity: 2 — unhinged • Click “Generate” to spin again.

Quick-pick X

Tap a chip to instantly set X. (Because typing is a scam.)

Pro tip: Set X to something painfully specific like “that one Excel file FINAL_FINAL_v9.xlsx” for maximum emotional damage.

Safe-ish: no slurs, no threats, no doxxing — keep it chaotic but kind.
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