🔮 Corporate Magic 8-Ball™

Ask a Yes/No Question.
Receive Alignment.

A decision-making tool powered by vibes, risk aversion, and infinite stakeholder feedback.

Tip: press Enter to align. “No” is a feature, not a bug.

Results are non-binding and subject to further review, governance, and stakeholders who were not invited but will have opinions anyway.

Sample questions to test the cosmos