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Drive to Walmart
Pick your Walmart. Any Walmart. Supercenter energy is encouraged but not required.
🐾 Est. 2021 · Zero chill · All miles
Daisy Run Club
The most exclusive run club in America. Membership requirement is simple: drive to Walmart, park the car, run at least a 5K out-and-back, return to glory, and submit the evidence for official Daisy review.
5K+Minimum Distance
1Walmart Required
∞Daisy Energy
How to Join
No application. No gatekeeping. Just vibes, pavement, and questionable parking lot logistics.
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Park the Car
Lock in. Stretch if you must. Nod respectfully toward the cart return.
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Run 5K Out & Back
Run at least 3.1 miles and finish exactly where destiny began: the Walmart parking lot.
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Send It For Review
Send your Strava, Garmin, Apple Fitness, carrier pigeon, or other proof of suffering for official Daisy certification.
Run Verification
Daisy takes quality control very seriously. All submissions are subject to review. Fraudulent Walmart activity may result in denial, public shame, or mandatory additional mileage.
🐾 Official Daisy Rule: If Daisy would not be impressed, the run does not count.
Submit Your Run: joestory@gmail.com
The Soundtrack
Drop the official Daisy Run Club playlist right here. Songs for warmups, parking lot confidence, mile two regret, and the triumphant Walmart return.
The Sacred Route
Start at Walmart. Run away from Walmart. Question your decisions. Return to Walmart. Congratulations, you are now spiritually, emotionally, and athletically changed.
